{"id":1293,"date":"2012-06-19T07:59:49","date_gmt":"2012-06-19T07:59:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/?p=1293"},"modified":"2012-06-19T07:59:49","modified_gmt":"2012-06-19T07:59:49","slug":"guvernul-dispozitie-de-glume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/?p=1293","title":{"rendered":"Guvernul RM are dispozi\u021bie de glume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen timp ce concet\u0103\u021benii no\u0219tri din zona afectat\u0103 de cutremure <strong>STRIG\u0102<\/strong>\u00a0la cer pentru ajutor(<a href=\"ro\/news\/1-latest-news\/895-jurnalisti-politicieni-unde-sunteti\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">aici<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=YMAVjsnFImA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">aici<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=PHGfUani_Ak\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">aici<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"ro\/news\/1-latest-news\/905-mirandola-durere-comuna\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">aici<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=lUg_dmk39-s\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">aici<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"ro\/news\/1-latest-news\/907-chemai-in-cauz-ambasada-i-consulatul-din-italia-maeie-aie2-oim-moldova-bri-a\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">aici<\/a>&#8230;), jurnali\u0219tii din R.M. o fac pe niznaiul iar Guvernan\u021bii alc\u0103tuesc bancuri pe seama lor. Chiar pe\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gov.md\/libview.php?l=ro&#038;idc=436&#038;id=5200\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">gov.md<\/a>\u00a0a fost publicat\u0103 ultima glum\u0103 a Guvernului nostru pe care to\u021bi jurnali\u0219tii din R.Moldova au luat-o \u00een serios.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen continuare bancul de pe\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gov.md\/libview.php?l=ro&#038;idc=436&#038;id=5200\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">gov.md<\/a>:\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><font face=\"andale mono, times\">Ca urmare <strong>a dispozi\u0163iei<\/strong><em>(&#8216;de glume&#8217;, a\u0219 ad\u0103uga eu)<\/em> Guvernului Republicii Moldova nr. 1144 \u2013 463 din 8 iunie 2012, Ministerul Afacerilor Externe \u015fi Integr\u0103rii Europene, prin intermediul Consulatului de la Bologna, a efectuat o evaluare a ajutorului de care au nevoie cet\u0103\u0163enii Republicii Moldova afecta\u0163i de cutremurele din nordul Italiei.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-1288\" src=\"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/risata.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"138\" height=\"97\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/risata.jpg 454w, http:\/\/www.codru.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/risata-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 138px) 100vw, 138px\" \/><\/div>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><font face=\"andale mono, times\">Astfel, p\u00een\u0103 la aceast\u0103 etap\u0103, cet\u0103\u0163enilor moldoveni din regiunea afectat\u0103 le-au fost acordate gratis 21 titluri de c\u0103l\u0103torie \u015fi 15 procuri. Eliberarea documentelor respective a avut loc la fa\u0163a locului, colaboratorii serviciului consular fiind prezen\u0163i \u00een regiunea afectat\u0103 de cutremure.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"andale mono, times\">De asemenea, prin intermediul Consulatului, la dispozi\u0163ia sinistra\u0163ilor au fost puse <strong>corturi<\/strong>, <strong>mase pliante cu scaune<\/strong>, <strong>lanterne<\/strong>, <strong>detergen\u0163i<\/strong>, <strong>obiecte de igien\u0103<\/strong>, <strong>medicamente<\/strong> etc.<\/font><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-1289\" src=\"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/haha.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"141\" height=\"95\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/haha.jpg 455w, http:\/\/www.codru.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/haha-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 141px) 100vw, 141px\" \/><\/div>\n<p><font face=\"andale mono, times\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/font><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright size-full wp-image-1290\" src=\"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/risparmio.jpg\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"20\" vspace=\"20\" width=\"90\" height=\"138\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/risparmio.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.codru.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/risparmio-197x300.jpg 197w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 90px) 100vw, 90px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"andale mono, times\">L<\/font><font face=\"andale mono, times\">a urm\u0103toarea \u015fedin\u0163\u0103, Guvernul va adopta o hot\u0103r\u00eere privind alocarea a 220<em>(de vol\u021bi?)<\/em> mii lei din Fondul de rezerv\u0103 al Guvernului Consulatului General al Republicii Moldova de la Bologna \u00een vederea acord\u0103rii suportului material cet\u0103\u0163enilor moldoveni ce au avut de suferit de pe urma cutremurelor din nordul Italiei.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"andale mono, times\">Guvernul Republicii Moldova <strong>urm\u0103re\u015fte cu aten\u0163ie<\/strong> situa\u0163ia, este \u00een <strong>contact permanent<\/strong> cu cet\u0103\u0163enii din zona respectiv\u0103 \u015fi cu factorii de decizie pentru a interveni \u00een caz de necesitate.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-1291\" src=\"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/ignore.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"265\" height=\"116\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/ignore.jpg 412w, http:\/\/www.codru.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/ignore-300x132.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 265px) 100vw, 265px\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>\u00a0Multstima\u021bi \u00a0guvernan\u021bi,<\/strong><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>\u00een caz c\u0103 nu am \u00eenteles corect gluma voastr\u0103 v\u0103 rog s\u0103 o demonstra\u021bi prin fapte!<\/strong><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">Cu deosebit respect fa\u021b\u0103 de sim\u021bul vostru al umorului,<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">Sined Darii.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">Tot pe aceast\u0103 tem\u0103: <a href=\"http:\/\/diaspora.moldova.org\/news\/guvernul-una-zice-i-alta-face-moldovenii-afectai-de-cutremur-din-italia-rmn-n-continuare-fr-sprijin-231133-rom.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">click aici<\/a><\/div>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0PS: <\/strong>\u00cen caz c\u0103 nu crede\u021bi guvernan\u021bii no\u0219tri capabili de asemenea glume, aici demonstrarea: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/guvernul-md-ajutor-sinistrati.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">vezi screenshotul gov.md.<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen timp ce concet\u0103\u021benii no\u0219tri din zona afectat\u0103 de cutremure STRIG\u0102\u00a0la cer pentru ajutor(aici,\u00a0aici,\u00a0aici,\u00a0aici,\u00a0aici,\u00a0aici&#8230;), jurnali\u0219tii din R.M. o fac pe niznaiul iar Guvernan\u021bii alc\u0103tuesc bancuri pe seama lor. Chiar pe\u00a0gov.md\u00a0a fost publicat\u0103 ultima glum\u0103 a Guvernului nostru pe care to\u021bi jurnali\u0219tii din R.Moldova au luat-o \u00een serios. \u00cen continuare bancul de pe\u00a0gov.md:\u00a0 Ca urmare a&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/?p=1293\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Guvernul RM are dispozi\u021bie de glume<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1288,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-latest-news","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1293\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.codru.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}